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[thefemaleofspecies]

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

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[plain-flavoured-english]

Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.

If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the “correct” feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.

If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.

Be the subject, not the object. It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.

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[oliveoilbby]

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

[fartingfrommyeyeballs]

Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.

[oliveoilbby]

Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh

[alexbelvocal]

I’m jealous as helll

[candiikismet]

Wow

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[pissvortex]

nice

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[soundsof71]

David Bowie by Steve Schapiro, 1974. “It was different from what we expected he would be wearing.”  via

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[saintjanie]

Sleeping girl, charcoal on notebook paper

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[hashtagdion]

Chill? I hate the word. As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.

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[molbitch]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”